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“and which way do you wipe your arse?”

Does this sound suss or what?

Ministerial staff in the federal government are being asked questions about their sexual history as part of a deep probe aimed at protecting them from blackmail.

The staffers are being asked to list their history of sexual partners, reveal extra-marital affairs and detail homosexual experiences before gaining security clearance, News Ltd reports.

About 315 ministerial and electorate office staff have been ordered to fill out the 25-page form and undergo an in-depth interview about their personal finances, drug habits and sexual history.

The Brisbane Times

I expect that Brother Number One will want to know what sort of underpants his staff wear next or what their preferred style is when it comes to the use of toilet paper ( Are you now or have you ever been a folder rather than a scruncher?*) This sort of thing is just right over the top, but sadly oh so typical of the socialist style.

Cheers Comrades

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* well we all know that only we conservatives would fold our toilet paper… So clearly such questions would be meant to flush out (water) closet Tories…

3 Comments

  1. I wonder if Rudd had disclosed to his caucus colleagues that he had been in a strip club in 2003?

  2. Iain says:

    I suspect that they know already Leon 🙂

  3. raydixon says:

    I think it’s a good idea to get rid of any public servants who have had extra-marital affairs, or slept around a lot, or are gay or bisexual, or who have taken any form of drugs (or even smoked cigarettes & drunk alcohol), or who have done anything whatsoever that would send Fred Nile into a tail spin.

    Because the less public servants we have the better off this country will be. So what if we’re only left with a bunch of wowsers in Government departmental positions? They can do nothing and stuff things up as well as anyone else can.

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