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Gillard discovers that those warm and fuzzy slippers are not as comfy as she thought they would be …


Julia now has to consider that the Speakers bat may in fact be used upon her instead of just being wielded at her enemies , click for what she has discovered about the speaker's powers yesterday

Its pretty common to think that peter Slipper is something of a pretentious wanker what with his fancy dress and revival of the procession before each sitting day of the house but I can’t help thinking that Julia Gillard must be thinking that the price that she has paid for making him speaker may end up hurting her just as much and possibly more personally than the deal that she repudiated with Andrew Wilkie on the Pokies, after all that was only about money where as Peter Slipper seems intent to ensure that the boot is on the other foot for Gillard:


The Speaker, Peter Slipper, has the quaint view that questions should be answered.

Resplendent in black robe, white bow tie and barrister’s tabs, fresh from his latest ceremonial procession to the House, Mr Slipper decided to enforce his edict at the first opportunity yesterday.

His mood was possibly sharpened by the appearance of the fellow he replaced as Speaker, Harry Jenkins, sporting his own silvery bow tie. The view around Parliament was that Mr Jenkins was gently taking the mickey.

Opposition Leader Tony Abbott opened combat with his favourite subject: reminding Ms Gillard that she had promised during the last election campaign that there would be no carbon tax. Now she was introducing just such a tax and had admitted she had made mistakes she regretted, would she ”rescind her deception” and put aside the tax until she took it to the next election?

Mr Slipper ordered Mr Abbott to withdraw the word ”deception”. But when Ms Gillard launched into her answer the full might of the Speaker was exerted.

”Putting a price on carbon was the right thing to do and I stand by it,” Ms Gillard began, her eyes turning flinty in the style she has assumed following the Great Unpleasantness of the past week.

And then, in her well-practised manner, Ms Gillard turned the question on its head and got stuck into the opposition, declaring that Coalition MPs might like to explain why they had promised to introduce a price on carbon during the 2007 election campaign. As she reached full throttle, Mr Slipper called for her to be ”directly relevant” to the question.

Ms Gillard sailed on, and the Speaker hollered again for her to get back to the subject at hand.

The Prime Minister, who appeared to have been studying Meryl Streep’s Oscar-winning depiction of Maggie Thatcher in The Iron Lady, wasn’t for turning. It was a battle of wills.

Mr Slipper triumphed. He simply turned off the Prime Minister’s microphone, told her she would no longer be heard and sat her down.

Ms Gillard appeared thunderstruck.


Now isn’t that just lovely?
The thought of that Liberal Dog now biting the hand that gave it the job guarding the house  is just utterly delightful. of course if we take a moment to think about it there is a beautiful and obvious logic to Slipper taking the role of being an independent speaker  very seriously, and insisting that all, including Gillard follow the rules of the house properly. By acting as he has and how he clearly intends to continue Slipper must feel that he has a chance to redeem himself in the eyes of the public generally  and specifically  those in his electorate who now feel that they won’t vote for him again because they could  just think that Slipper is not such an onanist after all.
Laughing loudly about this Comrades

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