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Jacqui Lambie the Pup goes Cougar hunting for a (hung like a) Donkey rich guy … on air!

by SockPuppet ~ hung like a Puppy


Life can be tough in Tassie for a rough-as-guts 43 yearold single mum of 2 and exMilitary Corporal down on her luck and who hasnot had anyone venture into her map-of-Tasmania-overgrown-bush for more than 11 years (*).

(* see below – her words notmine)

What can she do? How can she get a life and some money letalone a root?

Well she could always turn Leso I suppose but not our Jacqui Lambie.

No Jacqui joins the Clive Palmers Puppy Party of course and gets herself elected to the Senate thats what she does.

And then she goes on some ‘Fun’ radio station in Hobart and lets everyone know shes looking for a guy ….,…

…… a rich guy

….. a “WELL HUNG” rich guy:

newly elected Palmer United Party senator Jacqui Lambie has taken the trend (of hooking up) to a new level by using talkback radio to search for a potential suitor – preferably one “well-hung” and loaded with cash.

Here’s how it went down. Lambie was appearing on Hobart’s Heart 107.3 breakfast show with Kim and Dave.

…. Kim asked Lambie about her bikini line and it was full steam ahead on the Oversharing Express.

Right now the state I’m in, you’d want to bring out that whipper snipper first,” replied Lambie. “It’s a very scary area to talk about this morning.”

(Whoa – too much information Jacqui but carry on)

…. And then it got better.

Lambie – a mother-of-two who says she has been single for 11 years – outlined what she’s looking for in a man.

They must have heaps of cash and they’ve got to have a package between their legs,” she said.

“They don’t even need to speak.”

Then Jamie, a 22-year-old listener, rang in to say he’d be happy to go out with the 43-year-old.

… After establishing that Jamie had inherited a “small fortune” and had experience with older women, Lambie inquired: “You don’t have any diseases do you?” (**)

No, Jamie assured her, before adding that he is “hung like a donkey”.

(** And I heard the audio – Lambie also asked Jamie if he was “well hung” before he said “like a donkey”. What a class act. You can listen to it too if you clickon thelink. The one in the words above. Above the quote. Scroll up. Use these ^ at the side of your PC. Or iPhone?)

Insightful commentary coming up:

Look I have nothing against girls chasing a good job.

And a bit of fame.

And cock.

A lot of cock.

But I reckon if a 43 yearold cougar and single mum wants to root a rich young guy with a “big package between his legs” she shoulda at least shave the bush first don’t you?

I feel sorry for Jamie.

And Australia.

Weve got her for another 6 years youknow?


  1. SockPuppet says:

    And I will kick thisone off too with a groundbreaking comment:

    Where is the GigGuy when you need him?

    Come on Gig Guy you were the one who wanted me back so you should make a comment on this didgusting post I wrote just for you(*) and the last one about our non Anzac Day while you are at iit.

    (* I wrote for you cos here is your chance to restart your notch count that stopped just short of 100 before you were 30. Jacqui is waiting for you GigGuy … if you are hunglikeadonkey that is)

  2. SockPuppet says:

    Well Iwillmake one more groundbraking comment (before Gig ‘where the fuck are you’ Guy does) and this is it.

    Iain, you have on your ‘searchterms’ page (go to admin, click on ‘stats’ and you will find it) this following (next) DISGRACEFUL FUCHIN’ SEARCH TERM:

    “fukking the minor”

    Now this is not what me and you intended for f*cken pedofiles to find there way here … do you …. and me?

    Should we report this to the AFP?

  3. SockPuppet says:

    Is Jamie a minor? Or a miner?

  4. Rossini says:

    Should be a gardener with a wiper sniper!

  5. Iain Hall says:

    The thing is Socky I think that there is a very good reason that Lambie has not has a root in a decade and that is when it comes to the crunch even the most dedicated pussy hound would obviously rather take up batting for the other team rather than plow her saggy furrow.

  6. SockPuppet says:

    So she might have to drop the ‘must be rich” bit and just buy herself a toy boy Iain? She can pay by the inch.

  7. GD says:

    even the most dedicated pussy hound would obviously rather take up batting for the other team rather than plow her saggy furrow

    How eloquent of you, Iain 🙂

    Although I don’t reckon I’d take up batting for the other side, not that there’s anything wrong that.*

    *Standard disclaimer

  8. GD says:

    I’m waiting for the handbag hit-squad, Plibersek, Milne, Anne Summers etal to come out condemning her for her comments. I won’t hold my breath. Seems it’s ok for a female senator to go on radio seeking a ‘well-hung’ rich bloke.

    Imagine the outrage if a male Liberal senator had done the same thing, “looking for a rich woman with big tits. She doesn’t have to speak”.

    The shrieking would be deafening..

    ah the hypocrisy..

  9. Iain Hall says:

    As long as she wears a paper bag, the abstainers beer-googles Socky

  10. SockPuppet says:

    Lotsa peoples on talk bck radio said that too GigGuy that its the “sexifacation of mens objects” they dont like. I dont mind being a sex object though do you?

  11. Iain Hall says:

    This is what she needs

  12. SockPuppet says:

    That looks like the Sth African antirape franger hes got on there Iain.

    Only hes is turned it inside out.

    It would sure do some damege to the gina would not it (and not just because of its size)?

    I wrote about that franger here Iain remember?: https://iainhall.wordpress.com/2010/06/23/some-countries-never-learn/

    It looked like this:

  13. SockPuppet says:

    Man (and I use that description losely here) on talbackradio just before says about Lambie “I object to her making men sex objects” or some such rubbish.

    Now I was not the radio announcer taking the the call but if I was I woulda said sumthing like this in reply to this mixed up man:

    1. Go into the room of mirrors.

    2. Take off all your clothes.

    3. Yes your underpants too.

    4. What do you see?

    4. Do you see a dick right there in the middle of your body as its main feature?

    5. Now what do you think God or Allah gave you that dick for to do?

    6. To piss? Well yeah that is a (by) function but you could piss from just a hole so why do you think it is made like it is?

    6. It is to fcuk women is it not?

    7. What value would you be to a woman if you did not have one?

    8. Now go and put it to use

  14. GD says:

    Lotsa peoples on talk bck radio said that too GigGuy that its the “sexifacation of mens objects” they dont like. I dont mind being a sex object though do you?

    I wish!

    Socko, it’s not the sex objectifumication, it’s the double standards those leftard wimyns apply to people. (Toongabbie dialect) It’s alright for them to cry sexist and misogynist but when a women does the reverse, that’s ok.

    Well that’s not ok with me. I reckon we should all be allowed to be sexist if that’s the case.

    F*cken hypocrites.

  15. GD says:

    Here’s a riddle for you Sockpuppet..

    Schwarzenegger has a big one,
    Michael J. Fox has a small one,
    Madonna doesn’t have one,
    The POPE has one but doesn’t use it,
    Clinton uses his all the time,
    Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
    George Burns’ was hot,
    Liberace NEVER used his on women,
    Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
    We never saw Lucy use Desi’s

    what is it?

  16. SockPuppet says:

    It’s alright for them to cry sexist and misogynist but when a women does the reverse, that’s ok

    I think it is ok GigGuy and I will explain the differential to your inequality equation of the never ending mythbusting of the men v women world. I will have to do it in pictures … mental pictures. You need to imagine this:

    Lets us say that a male polly was on the radio not the rough-as-guts Lambie. Lets us say it was Adam Ant from the Gree, oh wait hes gay, wrong example. Lets us say it was Andrew Wilky from Tassie which is a good example cos hes from the same two-head state of Tasmania.

    So Wilky is asked about his sex life and he says: “I have not had a root in 20 years and the last one was my first and it was with a cousin”.

    And then the o-so-cool ‘dude’ gen Y radio announcer asks him about the state of his nether regions (like he asked Lambie) and he says “It has just about shrivelled away from lack of use – I would need a whipper snipper down there just to find it under all the bush”

    So then the gen Y ‘dude’ asks him what his ideal woman would be (like he asked Lambie) and Wilky says ” She would have to be a young chick 18 – 22 with a smokin hot body and a tight pussy”

    And then gen Y dude offers to find him one by inviting young hot 18 – 22 yos to ring in.

    Now that you would have to agree is roughly the same as what Lambie said only in reverse gender roles. And that is what you mean when you say that us blokes “should all be allowed to be sexist” like Lambie was too, right?

    How many hot 18 – 22 yearolds do you think would call up and offer there smokin hot bodies (and tight pussies) to Wilko? Thats right – none.

    And would there be outrage in the airwaves and on blogs with “lefitist femmos” saying Wilko is a sicko sexist? Thats right – plenty.

    And what would we think about Wilko here? What would you say, would you say “You go Wilko what a great guy”?

    You see GigGuy the differential is that blokes what are like Wilko sayin that stuff are a big turn off for young chicks but women (even 43 yo cougars like Lambie) that say it are not a turn off for blokes. Not for most. Real men just find it funny.

    You wanna channge the natural orderof things go ahead but you will not restart your notch count that way.

  17. SockPuppet says:

    o and the answer to your riddle I think it is a CIGAR.

    George Burns was the giveaway cos he was always had one (a cigar) in his hands and his gob.

    And Clinton always had one in his top pocket for putting in Monica right?

    Do I win a cigar?

  18. GD says:

    no, Socky, it’s a surname!

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