by SockPuppet ~ hung like a Puppy
Life can be tough in Tassie for a rough-as-guts 43 yearold single mum of 2 and exMilitary Corporal down on her luck and who hasnot had anyone venture into her map-of-Tasmania-overgrown-bush for more than 11 years (*).
(* see below – her words notmine)
What can she do? How can she get a life and some money letalone a root?
Well she could always turn Leso I suppose but not our Jacqui Lambie.
No Jacqui joins the Clive Palmers Puppy Party of course and gets herself elected to the Senate thats what she does.
And then she goes on some ‘Fun’ radio station in Hobart and lets everyone know shes looking for a guy ….,…
…… a rich guy
….. a “WELL HUNG” rich guy:
newly elected Palmer United Party senator Jacqui Lambie has taken the trend (of hooking up) to a new level by using talkback radio to search for a potential suitor – preferably one “well-hung” and loaded with cash.
Here’s how it went down. Lambie was appearing on Hobart’s Heart 107.3 breakfast show with Kim and Dave.
…. Kim asked Lambie about her bikini line and it was full steam ahead on the Oversharing Express.
“Right now the state I’m in, you’d want to bring out that whipper snipper first,” replied Lambie. “It’s a very scary area to talk about this morning.”
(Whoa – too much information Jacqui but carry on)
…. And then it got better.
Lambie – a mother-of-two who says she has been single for 11 years – outlined what she’s looking for in a man.
“They must have heaps of cash and they’ve got to have a package between their legs,” she said.
“They don’t even need to speak.”
Then Jamie, a 22-year-old listener, rang in to say he’d be happy to go out with the 43-year-old.
… After establishing that Jamie had inherited a “small fortune” and had experience with older women, Lambie inquired: “You don’t have any diseases do you?” (**)
No, Jamie assured her, before adding that he is “hung like a donkey”.
(** And I heard the audio – Lambie also asked Jamie if he was “well hung” before he said “like a donkey”. What a class act. You can listen to it too if you clickon thelink. The one in the words above. Above the quote. Scroll up. Use these ^ at the side of your PC. Or iPhone?)
Insightful commentary coming up:
Look I have nothing against girls chasing a good job.
And a bit of fame.
A lot of cock.
But I reckon if a 43 yearold cougar and single mum wants to root a rich young guy with a “big package between his legs” she shoulda at least shave the bush first don’t you?
I feel sorry for Jamie.
Weve got her for another 6 years youknow?