(by Ray Dixon, your o-so-deep and meaningful blog contributor)
Yes, I know … this makes it two ‘caption time’ posts in a row but, givemeabreak, how was I supposed to ignore this little gem from yesterday’s sitting of Federal Parliament?
The look on Christopher Pyne’s face says it all, as he sits mesmerised and fixated on the sight before him … being Julie Bishop in full and feisty flight. Pyne looks like he’s about to leap out of his seat and do the ‘manly thing’ – either that or he his about to, um, blow his load? Where are your hands, Chris?
According to the caption under the photo, Julie is saying something about going all the way with the U S of A in outer space, but I think we can do better than that.
What could Julie be saying?
And what is Pyne thinking?
Let’s try both:
Bishop: “I am so the hottest root in the House – just ask the drooling fool behind me.”
Pyne’s thoughts: “That arse is mine!”