(by SockPuppet – your special investergator blogger)
It’s ‘Top Ten’ round
In keeping with Iains million milestone hits this week I bring you the top ten search terms of all time.
This is what the idiots search on Google for to come here to see:
- lara bingle ……. 27,118
- iain hall ……. 15,888
- brazilian wax ………. 14,959
- upskirt ……. 7,355
- abby winters ……. 5,997
- iainhall …….. 5,538
- clare werbeloff …….. 2,867
- christmas cards ……… 2,848
- richard ryan comments to iain hall …….. 2,796
- going commando ………. 2,455
Iain gets credit for his Lara Bingle obsession and all the other porn. I am only surprised that “Tits” didnt make it.
Richard gets credit for googling himself 2796 times to make his way here (have you ever heard of the Favorites button Richard?)
I think this top ten list proves conclusively that Iain runs the most intellectual blog site on the Internets.
Getting on to the footy (and proving I am a master sedge wayer) Rays Saints are not in ‘The Top Ten’ thisyear (and look more like fishining in the bottom4) but over in the real life world of AFL footy this round is actually called Indigenous round and marks the 20th anniversary of:
Saint Nicky Winmars world famous “I’m black and proud of it” moment
… in the face of the bogan racist Collingwood crowd at the filthy scumground of Victoria Park back in 1993 after Nicky had kicked 6 goals in a BOG performance to beat the stinking Pies.
So that is really sumpthing to be proud of I would suggest.
I would also suggest GD would hate this photo but if I said that he might have another hissyfit.
Good onya Nicky – your a bloody legend:
Pt Adelaide v Geelong: The bubble has bursted for the Port who are exposed for the bogan mullet wearers that they are.
Greater Western Joke v West Coast: Bloody obvious.
St Kilda v Bulldogs: I reckon even Nicky could play in this one and still get 6 goals (hes 47).
Richmond v Essendon: The bombers are what is called in footy terms fcuked. something about drugs and cheating.
Brisbane v Carlton: I am bravely tipping the upset here.
Hawthorn v Gold Coast: This game is a good Chance for ‘tough guy’ Buddy Franklin to prove hes a man and not some drunk yobbo who abuses women.
North Melbourne v Adelaide: The Crows have never been any good since they got rid of there aborigine players. They must be or are racists?
Fremantle v Melbourne: Melbourne is so broke that there players are driving over to Perth in there own cars. And the club is not even refunding the cost of petrol and nor should they.
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