(by Sockpuppet – your Facebook friend)
I blame it on the beautiful Kylie.
Every time I go to Facebook to, um, catch up on the beautiful Kylie I come across these other posts on the ‘community noticeboard’.
You remember Cass the one who didnt know how to dispose of her empty beer bottles dont you?
Well now Cass is trying to help out someone who has lost there cat.
The cats in the photo above.
Its not the dog.
I give you the Donna & Cass show of genius and intellect:
Donna: Missing much lovrf grey long hair cat from (address given). my phone number is 04xxxxxxxx. A ginger cat has been coming important the cat door and fighting with him
Cass: I was down bailey street this afternoon an a seen a cat just like him
Donna: thankyou please keep an eye out in case you see him agsim
Cass: Ill be in (name of town) again walking every street tomorrow ill keep an eye out
Donna: thankyou so much his name is Sir Bastion
They will never find him but at least we now know what Cass does for a living.
Facebook – more fun than Home & Away.
(and about as classy)