Its usually Ray’s thing to denounce that menace on the waters, Idiotous jetskius but this morning I’m making note of the fact that we seem to exported an even nastier subspecies, namely Idiotous jetskius fatalus :
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Readers will notice the part of my screen shot that I have highlighted which points to a failed attempt to destroy the evidence made by the female of the species. Sadly the authorities in Hawaii are unlikely to either euthanase or even just neuter the members of this pernicious species so they can’t breed . The world would be a better place if they did.
Cheers Comrades
Iain Hall's SANDPIT 
God! Another thing we agree on. The person who invented the jet-ski should be hung, drawn and quartered!
The invention of a nong for the edification of humanities’ stupid louts!
World’s most useless invention. A boat, at least, you can fish from. It also serves to commute passengers or to carry goods, but could someone please tell me what function a jet ski performs except to go around in menacing circles and annoy the shit out of others? Why the f*ck was it ever invented?