Christine Milne has none of Brown’s limited charm and even less of his political nous so its likely that this will herald the demise of the Greens and It is evidence of the utter failure of the extreme left, will anyone give me odds on that aging Commo Lee Rehannion will mount a coup before the next election?
Cheers Comrades
You’re welcome, Iain. It’s a bit of mystery and I’m not jumping to any conclusions just yet because, for all we know, it could be health-related. Either that or it’s an ‘Earthian’ thing. I’m no fan of Milne though.
Milne has this crazy look that appears in her eyes when she gets at all close to any power and I don’t think that aphorism “be afraid, be very afraid” is out of place when ever you consider Milne.
personally I think that Brown may be jumping now so that he can claim the credit fro the high point of the Greens but avoid being blames for their inevitable decline as the go hand in hand with the unelectable Labor party to the next election. Because if the Queensland experience is repeated federally then the Greens will suffer some serious loss of support this time around.
Whilst I think Brown’s charisma was an asset, there was also an ‘it’s time’ factor building because he had been there for so long and was getting old.
Sarah Hanson-Young could be a future leader of the Greens, but she will need to develop more gravtias in order for that to occur. Her ‘accidents happen’ quip in response to boat people deaths revealed a total lack of responsibility for the deadly boat people policies of the Greens.
A thought that occurs to me is that the Greens a have a serious shortage of male public faces with the departure of Brown and that is not likely to do them many favours with the wider public.
This from the Hun
Makes me think that we have now got a coalition lead by two women, One of whom is a Liar and the other is a mad zealot of the millenarian Gaian faith….
The left are totally screwed even more than they were up here in Queensland
Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t the Greens have a policy of electing their leaders by a vote of the entire party membership? If so, Milne is only temporary.
No I think that was how the Democrats worked Ray
Oh, I thought the Greens did too. They do defer to the whole party on other policies though, which is why their policies are so wishy-washy.
What great news! I guess he finally got that call from the aliens.
E.T. has called home.
With Milne leading and those two nutters, Hansen-Young and Rhiannon, it will be fun watching the in-fighting.
Hot from my inbox:
Does anyone care to deconstruct that load of self-serving Tosh?
A slight correction:
Dear Green Fiends –
This morning I was forced to resign as Leader of the Australian Greens. I will leave the Senate in June when the Tasmanian Greens nominate a replacement Senator. This should have happened a lot sooner, like twenty years ago.
I wanted to immediately thank you for your support, enthusiasm and direct involvement in Green politics on my watch. I can never forget or adequately repay the millions of dollars I have been paid to present my destructive policies to the senate. Of course the Greens didn’t pay this, it was the poor, misguided taxpayer. I guess there are some good things about a democracy.
Our Greens Party Room now has a dearth of talent which stands out even in Canberra. There are 10 of us, but every one is true to the Greens Charter and policies, and working hard to take Australia back to the Stone Age. We are Australia’s party with blinkers.
I have been contemplating my navel, and the occasional comet, for some time. I started 10 turbulent years in the Tasmanian parliament beginning with the Franklin River blockade in 1983, and ending with the disastrous Labor-Green accord of 1989-92: witness Tasmania’s gradual decline economically as the Greens blocked the timber industry at every turn. Today the state is an economic basket-case dependent entirely on the other states for survival. Of course our ideal plan for Tasmania is to turn the whole island over to World Heritage as a national park.
Since then, there have been 12 exciting years in the Senate. We have managed to stop all dam building across the nation, thus exacerbating water shortages in times of drought and hindering water management in times of flood. Our destructive political action for the Murray-Darling Basin has forced many farmers off the land and into bankruptcy. We have solved the problems of funding a dental scheme and a disability insurance scheme: we will tax the rich more and more, even after they die. We’re pushing for the legalisation of euthanasia, as this will help a few of them die sooner.
It is now time for me to hand on leadership to the motley rabble I call my colleagues. I am, after all, 666. I want to leave the ship before it sinks, content that the Greens have managed to destroy Australia’s economy for years to come. I’m particularly proud of the carbon tax in this respect.
This morning Party Room unanimously elected Christine Milne as Leader. Christine has been my great colleague and friend for the past 25 years and she will be a frighteningly bad leader of the Australian Greens.
I am ready to enjoy the other green pursuits, such as flying around the Milky Way with my new alien friends. Yes Earthians, they did call!
The Greens are an ilogical response to the post industrial age human community’s need to secure the biosphere, biodiversity, equal opportunity and long-term economic, employment and lifestyle security. Greens political philosophy will spread like a cancer, bulldozing away the rights of any individual. The future is Red.
Well whether I agree with all that or not, GD, it’s a great piece … and I think you should lodge your application to be Iain’s next co-author. Seriously mate, that’s comment-worthy stuff – well said.
Thanks Ray!