I have said before at this blog that vegetarians are evil, they want to pretend that there is something wrong with eating the flesh of animals but I say if we were not meant to eat animals then why are they made out of such delicious meat?
What it boils down to is that there are some people who are sanctimonious twits who not only decide that they want to live on lentils and beans but that the rest of us should be forced to do likewise. Now it seems that they have held out the possibility of eating the flesh of that most ubiquitous animal on the planet with out ever intending to deliver:
VEGETARIAN activists in Germany’s Berlin have caused a stir with an advertising campaign for a new restaurant seeking human meat “donors” and “open-minded” surgeons.
“The Vegetarian Federation wanted with this striking human meat campaign to draw attention to the millions of people who suffer from the consumption of meat,” it said overnight after revealing the hoax.
When it comes to meat animals herbivores tend to have the best tasting flesh so perhaps the most apt justice for the perpetrators of this outrage is that we carnivores should consider taking some inspiration from the so called “joke”and have an “International eat a vegetarian day” with the right rituals and cleansing ceremonies I am sure that we can render even the most evil vegetarian fit for consumption, heck we can even arrange for them to be Halal or Kosher because humane killing is just not warranted when it comes to dealing with a true evil like vegetarianism …
We could even take inspiration from the live cattle trade and export live vegetarians to places of hunger and need like Pakistan where they could do something more than moan about climate change and the evils of western society they could literally feed the hungry. One vegetarian, properly prepared could feed many starving villagers if we also throw in some of rice and a few spices .
I’m sure that Socky would approve