This is the USA’s Dolly Parton, the big-titted singer and talent extrordinair.
If ya got it flaunt it but Dolly can back it up because she can sing.
And she ain’t exactly dumb.
Dolly is no one’s fool.
And this is Brynne Gordon, the big titted wife of the really old nutjob and ex- Sydney footy club owner, disgraced ‘Doctor’ Geoffrey Edelstein.
She’s a no-talent, air-headed, bimbo fool.
Dolly she ain’t.
And this is the best we can offer at our night of nights, the Logies, a poor imitation of Dolly Parton?
As a saving grace I am pleased to learn that big tits Brynne is also an American.
But WTF does this say about Aussie talent?
Oh, it says ‘Alfie’ (65-year old Ray Meagher from Home & Away) is our greatest TV acting talent !!??!!
Give ….. me …. a …. fucken …. break.