I do not know if 20-year old Laura Hall, the first first person ever to be banned from buying or drinking alcohol anywhere in England and Wales, is related to Iain or not but someone needs to speak up in defence of this fun-seeking party girl who should be a hero not a villiain.
I will make my points in pictures:
What is wrong with this?
Yes shes drinking straight from the bottle but so do blokes.
And her steely gaze proves shes not the slightest bit drunk.
No case to answer here.
I am not sure what that orange & brown stuff on her naked upper torso is but I am sure it was carefully applied and is NOT vomit.
Laura is a careful, considerate party girl and even goes to the trouble of bringing her own glass.
Note the eyes – she is not drunk here either.
Okay, Laura looks a bit tipsy here and like she’s gone into I-wanna-root animal mode.
But she is just exotic dancing and no, she is not about to pee in her glass.
Laura is now banned from entering any pub, club, bottle shop or bar for the next two years and also banned from buying alcohol at any other establishment or shop, carrying it in an unsealed container or drinking it in a public place.
But that is only in the UK.
Laura is welcome to my home town any day.
She can stay in the caravan.