In this the first of my new series of Art for non-artists, I teach youse how to win The Wynne Prize for Australian Landscape painting and pocket a cool $25,000:
Step 1: Take an old but famous painting like this Dutch landscape from 1668
Step 2: Photocopy or scan it onto a smaller piece of paper so it looks like this:
Step 3: Apply some white-out:
Step 4: Darken the tone, colour in the bits, add a few stars and voila:
You is a master and you will fool the judges into thinking this is an original work and that it’s an Aussie landscape not a Dutch one.
And not only will you win $25,000 but also, lots of arty chicks will want to have sex with you.
(PS: Iain, I think you need an Art category, I am on a roll here)