Guest post by SockPuppet
I have to bring to youse attention the ermergerance this week of a new entrance into the ozblogofsfere that has some very shady and seemy characters and that what stinks a lot on account it’s about going to the toilet as the masthead and twitter logo here confurms.
Them logos belong on toilet doors and so does, well, most of what’s written on this new vershin of Grods reheated as a souffle but what is really toliet humour that ain’t even clever and not even funny.
Theys talking aboout drugs, poofs, vampires, Willie Nelson and some tool in a bottle. WTF? I am next to beside myself with bemoosement and bewildermint cos ain’t nuthing funny here so far and no larfs to be had and that stoned out drug adder bloke writes stuff what makes me wanna spew. Even my little mate who looks like Dermie is off the boil and seems to have lost his mojo. (a MojO is what you got when you can write like me)
I think Scooter Boy Ridge & Can’t Rogerher (ha, ha, that’s my clever cover for Scott & Ant) have really f*cked up with this one. Flush it boyos before it groupstinks out the whole Intermints. As Rex Hunt says if it smells like a fish and tastes like a vaginer … It’s shitenhauser!!!
SockPuppet
(Footnotes & pS: This is just my opinionion and not neccessary the onion of the owner of Casa de Hall so if the Scooter Boy and the Can’t wantsa sue some indervidewal for libralling youse send all your lawyer’s rits to SockPuppet c/- the post office in South Cranbourne Vic and if I am ever out that way – I never beren there before – I will pick them up)
Iain Hall's SANDPIT 
Thanks for putting in me photo Iain. This post has been met with stunned mullet silence of the lambs but I am not detoured. I calls it as I sees it.
Well done that Porcine fellow!
A good post my friend but I fear that they are all too busy crawling up each others fundaments about what cool and hip lefties they are to really think about the quality(or lack there of) of their offerings so far.
I am not a queen of dramas or any other kind of poof PKD. If you want poofs go to groupstink.
Sure sock this is your personal opinon about groupthink and all. I just like opinions that are a little more rational and a little less drama queened.
But he’ll, Each to their own I!
his biscuit will rape your mother, sodomise your wife, gouge the eyes from the nodding head of your old, gray papa and inject the veins of your first born with a mixture of dishwashing liquid and food dye. This is one evil motherfucking biscuit.
So is that sorta thing is more what you like PKD? It not exackly pullzitter prize stuff but … each to their own.
I’m glad that this site now has Mobile access PKD but I think that it is a new feature for all WordPress Blogs and I can’t take any credit for it.
They got two posts from different authers over there in groupstnk. one after the other. on the same topic. Freakin’ racist Biscuits. From cOles.
They are both as silly as each other but the one I quotes from above is getting all the comments while ‘Molesworth’ is geeting nothing.
Well what’s a mole’s worth anyway? Not much.
You just can’t expect “molesworth” to get much traffic in an age when Gordon Gecko is no loger popular and gread is no longer good…
I don’t know what you mean Iain. A mole is a mole in anyone’s lingo and a mole’s only worth $10 in South Crabourne. If you name yourself mole’sworth you r not putting a big value on yerself.
You know I reckon that if you had a mole in this country it would have to worth more than $10 just because they are a prohibited import and not found here normally at all, Quite rightly any moles found here would be quickly destroyed by the quarantine service.
Well we will have disagree to agree Iain cos you and I seem to have diffrent ideals on what a mole is and what a mole’s worth.
And they can’t go prohibitioning moles. it would be unAustralian and no bloke would ever get a root.
Anyhow I think the quarantine people is only destroying the moles what arrive by boat from Sre Lanker.
Oh I was thinking about the small furry creature with a penchant for earth worms and digging but You were talking about a woman of easy virtue, Hmm that might fit for the Groupstink writer though…
I’m glad that this site now has Mobile access PKD but I think that it is a new feature for all WordPress Blogs and I can’t take any credit for it.
I just wish you could turn it off! I think I preferred it before!!!
Some bloke called Fatty Bob Dumpling thinks GS is PP. It’s a very mixed bag of second rateness over there Iain.
And who the bloody hell is this new writer?, heaven in a hand basket I reckon that instead of going for lots of readers by actually getting amusing and witty authors they are enlisting even more authors so that they can emulate the internet at large by having a large volume of dross in the the hope that there will be some gems amongst the crap.
The notion of a Pork chop at a synagogue comes to mind for some reason…
Godd morning anonymus stork watches,
Youse way off the mark boyos. I am not a wog. Keep guessing losers.
Them boyos is sure getting touchy in the testes Iain.
WTF is up there ginger? Since when is someone not allowed to criticise another blog? Is this post an attacK oh groupstink or is it just an educated critical opinion of someones elses work? What is wrong with that you wankjobs?
I think they got an attack of the can-dish-it-out-but-cuntz-take it by the look of it Iain. And They have got very thin skin & sausages Iain.
Sock Puppet
Worse than thin skin , they have absolutely no sense of humour….
Its alright Iain I got it now.
The psycho one has just explained that I am only purmiited to criticise their “arguments” Iain, but if I say sumthing like “youse got a shit blog”, which is all i done, that is storking … according to the psycho storker hisself.
I wish I had his educatchin Iain cos then Id be able to tell the diffrents between porking (a bit of fun) and storking, which is what he does.
Being an anonymus bag of crap & dirt like he is I guess he cun’t help hisself.
Iain I is having a lot of larfs today. From ‘Jake’: “How fast did her/his comment appear over at Hall’s blog after this post went up?”
The answer is 18 minutes Jake or can’t you add & subtrack?. But your comment went up only 8 minutes after mine. Ha, ha, ha, grzzz (that’s a grunt) who’s the storker boyo?
Sorry Iain, I will leave it at that for now. Gotta go feed the chickens with some more headlines for tomorrow’s edition.
Good morning again to the psycho watcher of storks what is making threats to out me and damage my employment on account I committed the heenearse crime of saying I think GroupStink is a shithouse blog.
Here is what I says to you:
HIPPER CRIT – youse doing exackly what youse accose Iain of all those years ago. You are the storker mate. You are a piece of shit. Get f*cked.
What is the bet that they start having kittens now that you have your own page* now SockPuppet?
* Under construction
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