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“I get more pussy than u”

(by SockPuppet – your insitive Melbourne blogger and social commenter)

Another example of progressive Melbourne?

Another example of progressive Melbourne?

I have some questions for the hotlooking chick holding up the “pussy” sign at Yesterdays ‘marriage equality’ rally in Melbourne:

1. If you are getting so much “pussy” why do you want to get married to just one woman? You will get a lot less pussy that way.

2. If you are lesbian why are you standing so close to what looks more like a bloke in the black Tshirt?

3. If the ‘bloke’ in the black T shirt is female is she your lesbian lover?

4. If you answer yes to question 3 Why are you wasting yourself on her?

5. Is that bald bloke behind you picking his nose your Dad or your stalker? He looks like one.

6. Would you be interested in a threesome with Laura and me?

And for Gig Guy – see what I mean about Victoria now? It is all action here buddy, you would not see this in western muslim Sydney would you?

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2 Comments

  1. GD says:

    What a great post, Socky. This is more like the real pig.

    I have some questions for the hotlooking chick holding up the “pussy” sign at Yesterdays ‘marriage equality’ rally in Melbourne:

    And I have some answers to your questions SockPig:

    1. If you are getting so much “pussy” why do you want to get married to just one woman? You will get a lot less pussy that way.

    Gay marriage is not about ‘loving and fidelity’ and all that ’till death us do part’ stuff, it’s about pandering to the heterosexual activists intent on ripping apart the notion of the traditional family.

    2. If you are lesbian why are you standing so close to what looks more like a bloke in the black Tshirt?

    He’s not a bloke, he’s a boy. That’s a Justin Bieber wannabe.

    3. If the ‘bloke’ in the black T shirt is female is she your lesbian lover?

    Justin Bieber wannabes don’t have the balls to be a lesbian lover.

    4. If you answer yes to question 3 Why are you wasting yourself on her?

    Gotta agree with you there Socky.

    5. Is that bald bloke behind you picking his nose your Dad or your stalker? He looks like one

    All of the above

    6. Would you be interested in a threesome with Laura and me?

    I doubt it, but Justin Bieber might be.

    And for Gig Guy – see what I mean about Victoria now? It is all action here buddy, you would not see this in western muslim Sydney would you?

    And you know what Socky, that’s the damn shame of it. When I first moved to the Wild West there were Lauras on every block. Friendly girls dressed appropriately for the climate. It gets up to 45 degrees out this way. And then this f*rking Labor Party invited all and sundry here and the landscape changed. Instead of boob tubes and short shorts we got freedom sacks. Instead of a friendly community we now see bearded men in pyjamas walking ahead with their females in subservient tow.

    The smiles have gone from what once was a successful egalitarian community of many nations to become the frowns of the ever growing enclaves of immigrants unwillingly to assimilate, yet overeager to partake of our generous welfare program.

    At least out here the ‘Occupy’ idiocy didn’t take hold. Yes, Melbourne holds the record for that aberration. Has the council cleaned up City Square? Buckets of faeces and rotting food is never a good look for a prime tourist attraction.

  2. SockPuppet says:

    You need to look on the glass half full side Gig Guy. At least you dont have to worry about gays marrying each other where you live.

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