Cats, ah well I have a sort of grudging respect for their ability to enslave the people that they live with. heck I have even been known to acknowledge how handsome a particular feline may be to their servants but I find all of the squabbling amongst members of Victoria’s Cat Protection Society absolutely hilarious:
Why do cats lick their own genitals? Because they can comrades
Ms Fedrizzi and Ms Watts stepped down after the society voted to oust director Jasmine Alexandra, who had called for more to be done to reduce the group’s kill rate for cats and kittens, which rose from 63 per cent in 2008 to more than 90 per cent last year.
Cats believe in capital punishment, especially for slaves who are late with their dinner
Ms Fedrizzi said board members should not be stopped from asking pertinent questions.
”I believe that members should in fact be encouraged to do this without fear of backlash or repercussion from within the group,” she said. Ms Fedrizzi said the society had to be more transparent when it came to the reporting of statistics and information.
Ms Alexandra claimed the society had lost its way. ”How can an organisation which claims to care about cats and has millions of dollars in the bank let their adoption rate fall every year?” Ms Alexandra said. ”I worked as hard as I could to increase the number of cats being adopted out and not killed, which resulted in me being thrown off the board.”
Ms Alexandra, dumped after a special general meeting on October 18, said the society had become complacent. ”It’s important the general public understands what’s going on,” she said. ”These cats are being killed because of complacency, a lack of effort. I think homes could be found for these cats, certainly more cats than are currently being adopted out.
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As I see it there is a classic conflict between those who want to keep the enslavement of humanity to a manageable level and those who want to increase the numbers of people who will worship at feline feet. Cats do it, not with whips and chains but by getting into their victims with the underlying “cuteness” of cats and Kittens:
It is so sadly ironic that so many of our Latte-sipping™ brethren are so in the thrall of their feline masters that they don’t even realise the reality of their enslavement. Cats are just that sneaky and evil. But getting back to the Cat Protection Society woes, perhaps this country would be better off if we declared that the CPS a terrorist organisation and that cats themselves should be declared a prohibited species to be rounded up and humanely executed. Oh I know that some of their slaves will object some might even try to mount legal objections to their own liberation but for the love of humanity this is something that has to be done. Heck we may even be able to turn the 90%ers in the CPS around to the notion that with just a little more effort they can go for a full 100% kill rate…
You know this makes Purrrrrrrrfect sense Comrades
