Here are the 3 biggest winners and 3 biggest losers from last night’s ‘hung like a donkey vote’ election. In order. From the bottom up.
(starting with number #3 and ending with no.#1 the winner of the winners, or the biggest loser of the losers):

Loser number no. #3
Maxine McKew
She never done nothing except beating John Howard 3 years ago. Where the hell has she been since then?
No parliamentary pension for you Max and I don’t think Leigh Sales is about to let you have your old job at the ABC back.
Not at your age.
(Is that an apple core in her hand?)
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Winner number 3#
Adam Ant
First ever Greens candidate elected to the lower house.
Made crap music in the 80s. A one-hit wonder.
Turned Gay and found Bob.
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Loser# (no.) two (2)
Wilson ‘Iron Bar’ Tuckey
Ruled Western Australian’s mining country for 30 years.
Got the biggest free-kick ever with Labor’s mining tax.
But still managed to lose.
To a National!
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"My iPhone in my pocket looks like a pack of cigs. He he, that's way cool."
Winner #2 (#number #two)
Wyatt ‘Earp’ Roy (Rogers?)
First kid to be elected to parliament.
Won Liberal Party pre-selection with a very excellent colouring competition entry at local McDonalds store (did not cross the lines and used very bright colours).
Real name Roy Wyatt but Mum thought it would be “real wicked” to switch name around – “It makes him sound like a cowboy”, she said.
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Loser number #1 – the biggest loser
Steve Fielding
Refused to do a deal with Labor this time because of that “Living-in-sin Gillard” and “Lesbian Wong”.
Thought he could get elected in his own right because he’s “much more moral than the Sex Party”.
Forgot to take his lunch to the polling booth, went home and didn’t vote.
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And the biggest winner #one (1) is:

"Just a touch, a touch of paradise."
Big Bob ‘mad as a hatter’ Katter
Renegade ex-Nat nut whose greatest claim to fame is throwing eggs at the Beatles.
Makes Barnaby Joyce sound like Einstein.
Has offered to support Gillard in return for Treasurer’s & Deputy Prime Minister’s job …
… and $5 million in hush money.
What a great country!